10-Day Academic Autopilot System™

They don't have to "use" anything. The system runs automatically. Assignments get detected whether they open an app or not. You get notified whether they do anything or not. That's the point. It doesn't rely on your teen remembering.

No. Apps require your teen to open them. This is infrastructure built into their existing school accounts. Assignments get pulled automatically. Alerts get sent automatically. The system runs whether your teen engages with it or not.

Those all required your teen to do something differently. This doesn't. Infrastructure works in the background. When the school posts an assignment, you know. When something goes missing, you know. The system doesn't care if your teen "feels motivated." It just runs.

Each system solves one specific problem: task initiation, missing work detection, teacher communication, grade monitoring, etc. Your family won't use all 25. On Day 1, I diagnose your chaos pattern and pick the 5-7 systems that match. Less overwhelm. More impact.

Active refusal is a disqualifier. I screen for this on our intake call. But "won't remember to check the app" or "loses track of assignments" isn't refusal. That's exactly what the system solves. The bar is willingness to try, not perfection.

No. The onboarding call is you and me. Your teen doesn't need to attend, configure anything, or learn a new tool. I build directly into their school accounts. They'll notice the launch texts and alerts, but they don't have to "set anything up."

This isn't surveillance. It's infrastructure. Your teen doesn't see you logging into six portals. They see a text at 4pm that says "Math homework: 3 problems. Start now?" and a confirmation when they're done. Most teens prefer this to the nightly interrogation.

Canvas and Google Classroom are fully supported. PowerSchool, Infinite Campus, and Schoology work with some limitations. If your school uses something else, we'll figure out what's possible on our onboarding call. No promises until I see your setup.

That's normal. Most families have 3-4 platforms across their teen's classes. Part of the build is creating the Class Submission Matrix, so everyone knows which teacher wants what, where. One view. No confusion.

That's covered in support. If your school switches platforms during your support window, I rebuild the affected systems at no extra charge. Ultra-Premium gets quarterly audits specifically to catch these changes before they break anything.

Because I build it for you. This isn't a course you watch. This isn't templates you fill out. I get on a call, diagnose your situation, then spend Days 2-8 building custom automations in your teen's actual school accounts. DFY costs more than DIY. That's the trade.

Standard ($997): All 25 systems built in 10 days. Three private calls on Days 1, 5, and 10. Daily text check-ins between calls. 30 days of async support via email and Slack. 24-hour response time. You get the full homework automation stack.

Ultra-Premium ($2,497): Everything in Standard. Plus you go first in line. Five private calls including Day 0 co-parent alignment and Day 7 tune-up. 1-hour crisis response when homework explodes. Direct cell access to me. Weekend coverage. 30 days of active monitoring with quarterly audits to catch school changes before they break things.

Standard builds your system. Ultra-Premium keeps it running all year.

Yes. Shop Pay offers 4 payments of $249.25 at 0% interest. You get full access on Day 1. No waiting for payment to clear.

No. I offer something better. If the system isn't working by Day 10, I keep building until it does. You don't need your money back because I don't quit until it works. Service guarantees beat refund guarantees because you came here for a result, not your money back.

Four criteria:

(1) Your teen logged at least 3 tasks in the tracker independently.
(2) At least one teacher replied to our scripts. (3) Teen confirmed launch via SMS at least 3 times.
(4) You can run the system in under 15 minutes per day.

If we don't hit all four by Day 10, I keep building free until we do.

Attend all 3 scheduled calls (Day 1, 5, 10). Respond to daily text check-ins within 12 hours. Run the 3-2-1 Launch routine at least 6 of 10 days. Send Email Diplomat script to at least one teacher by Day 4. Complete Brain Station setup by Day 3.

Standard gets 30 days of async support. Ultra-Premium gets 30 days of active monitoring plus quarterly audits that catch school changes and system drift before you notice problems.

About 45 minutes total. One 30-minute onboarding call. One 15-minute handoff at the end. Daily check-ins are optional and take 5 minutes. Everything else happens in the background. You'll see progress in Slack but you don't have to do anything.

You tell me what's broken. I ask about your teen's classes, your school's portals, what's been tried before, and what drives you crazy at 8pm. You give me the logins. I pick your 5-7 systems. Your part is done in under an hour.

Life happens. Daily check-ins can shift. The 10-day timeline can flex by a day or two if you have a conflict. Just tell me in Slack. The goal is a working system, not rigid scheduling.

January is my first public launch. I've built these systems for families privately, but I don't have published testimonials yet. That's why the guarantee exists and why January gets the bonus stack. You're protected if it doesn't work. You're rewarded for betting on me early.