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- The 8pm Wars Finally EndNo more "I'll do it later." No more standing over them. The 3-2-1 Launch routine makes homework start itself—without you nagging, without the meltdown.
- Teachers Actually ReplyStop firing emails into the void. Our copy-paste scripts get replies in 48 hours. One parent got three teacher responses in a single afternoon—after months of silence.
- The Zeros Stop AppearingMissing work piles up because nothing tracks it. We collapse every LMS portal into one tracker your teen actually uses. Submissions happen. Grades stabilize. The panic ends.
I'm The Kid
I'm Jacob, and I was the kid who made your life hell.
What You Get in 10 Days
Day 1-2: We diagnose your chaos. One 60-minute call maps your teen's specific roadblocks. From task initiation, teacher ghosting, phone distractions, whatever. Then we build your custom plan.
Day 3-7: We build 25 systems WITH you. Daily 15-minute check-ins. I configure the automations, hook into your school portals, prove they work. You watch it come alive.
Day 8-10: Your teen runs it. Independent homework starts. Teacher replies land. The tracker fills. We hit four guarantee criteria or keep building free.
After Day 10: 30 days of async support. The system is yours. You run it in under 15 minutes a day.
Communication Fixes
Teachers reply in 24 hours instead of ghosting you for 2 weeks while missing assignments multiply
Your teen's accommodations get enforced in week 1, not ignored all semester in a file drawer
You catch "3 missing assignments" emails the day they're sent—not 2 weeks too late
Task Management Fixes
Everyone sees the same homework list in one place (no more "Canvas says this, I didn't know")
Your teen opens one screen showing exactly what's due today—no more shutdown from 47-task overwhelm
"I turned it in" gets instant proof: screenshot + confirmation, zero "teacher says they never got it" fights
Launch & Routine Fixes
Homework starts in 3 minutes flat: laptop open, task visible, timer running (not 90 minutes of negotiation)
You know the exact 60-90 min window when their brain actually works, not guessing when to start the battle
Monday doesn't explode because late assignments and schedule changes got caught on Sunday
Emotional/Behavioral Fixes
8pm is calm—kid working, you not hovering—instead of the nightly screaming match
TikTok waits until homework's done, using focus mode (not device confiscation and World War III)
So perfectionism paralysis doesn't stop your teen from starting
Rescue & Recovery Fixes
You know which late assignments to fight for vs let die (stop wasting energy on 2%-of-grade quizzes)
The system survives new teachers and schedules with a 20-min rebuild, not starting over from scratch
So both homes run the same system (even with zero co-parent cooperation)
Parent Survival + Confidence Fixes
So you can run the entire system in 10 minutes instead of becoming a full-time project manager
Your teen moves without you yelling (scripted nudge 1, nudge 2, escalation; you're calm for once)
Proof it's working when doubt hits: "14 missing assignments in September, 0 in November; it's real"
